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Might just exactly be the question you would be asking yourself right now...

Unless you're either born with a silver spoon in your mouth or you're just plain lucky, it seems your 'Present' is the hardest time you encounter everyday, the choices you make, the things you do, the things that happen to you... you end up regretting it all.

Hear me out fam, You ain't alone in this battle. There's Thousand, naayy Million, naaaayyyyy Billion others who are in the same rut as you, and I accept this, I'm one of em'.

I have had some profound thoughts about this and I theorized something deep as I kept going from point A to point B to point C.

So what I thought was... It's not your laziness or procrastination or un-productivity (idk if that's even a word), it's actually fear. Fear is the real culprit here.

Didn't get me? Totally understandable, cuz anyways my brain processes a hugeass amount of information even before I finish processing the previous one.

So yeah, back to the topic, "what fear?", you may be asking. I'd say everyone got their fears and somehow the same fear controls most of their actions.

Mine is such a cliche (but a really bad one), the fear of failure before dying. Studies show that 69% of the population, when asked what their biggest fear was, answered the same thing. Either the same statement, or individually, but all those fears means the same, except on the surface level.

You might still be confused. You're doubting me and are currently saying, "the author is dumb. he doesn't understand what he himself wrote. The title and what he says are totally unrelated. He should probably go duck himself, etc etc."........ But hang on, read it all, and then let your mind ponder over what it just realized.

So, basically the fear of failure or fear of death is such that, when it gets embedded in someone's brain, it just stays there, haunts them randomly, mostly in the middle of nights. Tells them that they ain't gonna complete their goals, they ain't gonna win at life, they ain't gonna fulfill their reason for existing.

These thoughts start creeping up to you, which results in you panicking for a while, and then you calm down, and it seems everything's back to normal, but on a subconscious level, nothing is back to normal, and nothing will unless something actually happens to get rid of that fear. These thoughts state that you have very limited and unpredictable time in your life. There are no second lives or reincarnation bu112h17 in our existence. Even if they were, we wouldn't know.

So, our mind wants to achieve everything it desires as quickly as possible, in the least time. We want this to be so quick, that our mind whitelists any/every bad choice or option we take.

This, in turn, makes up in our personality. We make choices, decisions, etc influenced by the same idea of quickness in achieving something.

And as y'all know, the more quick someone is about something, chances are the person did that shit half-heartedly. And could never fully enjoy doing it, leave alone spending extra time on those activities..

This habit of quickly finishing stuff makes us enjoy the process of doing the work and putting in efforts lesser and lesser.

Ultimately, we conclude that a certain task doesn't makes us happy, or provide us with joy. Thus we subconsciously blacklist that certain task. Which means we procrastinate on the task... Which takes us to our Guilt trips... Which makes us Anxious and sad... And Finally, we end up considering ourselves Unproductive.

So, that's it for this time.

Hope y'all enjoyed my theory. These were entirely my thoughts, no study has proven this to be true. But thinking logically, what I said is true. So... There you have it... Reason for your Unproductivity. 😌

Fin~

So recently, I was going through youtube mindlessly scrolling and watching random videos which is a common situation at my home due to my high dopamine hunger.

I then came across this video. It seemed like a trailer for some game, a spy/thriller/shooting kind of game. I don't really remember anything specific about it, as it was the first and the only time I saw the game's trailer.

However, something weird happened while I was watching the trailer. I didn't notice it right then and there, but later when I thought about it, this 'ORIGIN STORY THEORY' was discovered.

It might not mean exactly what the words say, but the theory makes sense and works. I've shown the video to my family and friends, and got the same results from them as I anticipated, thus proving my hypothesis is right.

You might be wondering, what was the video all about? What could be possibly so interesting that it deserves an article from the Legendary Sage himself? Has he gone crazy over some theory he just made up? Is he dumb? Did he mix tea and cold drink and drink it?? (Well, the last ones pretty out of context, but yeah, I've actually done that)

Anyways, back to the topic shall we?

In the video, there was a soldier whose name, family, team, organization were unknown to the viewers. However, we see him for extra 15 seconds in the beginning of the video, before other people were introduced in the video. He was shown climbing a small peak nearby a base which looked like it was some sort of army base. It was evening time, so there was many light towers lit all around the base, and also there were some lights on the couple of watchtowers which stood in the outskirts of that small base. There was also a spherical radio tower, which was also guarded by armed men.

He climbed the rocky peak all by himself, with nothing but a camo jacket and his trusty sniper rifle which he then proceeds keep on the rocky support while laying down to aim.

Then the scene cuts to him, pointing the gun towards the main guy in the center of the army base. Anddd..... *BOOM* the other guy gets his head cleared, thanks to our 'hero'. Then one by one, he clears all the men in that base with his amazing rifle and skills.

But then, after the last of the men were killed in that base, we see a shadow behind our hero, the sniper. This mysterious guy sneaks behind our hero and points a pistol to him, to which our hero closes his eyes without saying a word or without any resistance. His mission was already accomplished and he agreed to his own death.~

I don't know why, but i felt really really bad about what happened. As if I was somehow related to the hero and I was rooting for him, regardless of what what he did minutes ago. He literally murdered more than a dozen people, in front of my eyes, yet when he died, I felt sad for him. The other people could've been good people, our so called hero could've been the villain. But still, my heart wanted the sniper guy to win.

I asked myself, "Why?"

After some profound thinking, I came to the logic that I knew a little extra about him, which made me think of him as the good guy, more like my friend. I've seen him for more time than the enemy, so I prefer him over the other innocent people, who did not even know about the snipers presence, yet died in horror from the sniper's violent act.

The answer is, you guessed it, Perspective. We have seen him earliest in the video. Psychologically, we tend to connect with either the first or the most seen person in our life. The phenomenon that my theory proves, not only does it occurs to us, but also we can recognize this behavior in animals too. You must've heard about ducks getting raised by hens and vice versa, well because of this same phenomenon during their birth. They tend to gravitate towards the one thing that they saw the very first, and then choose to believe in them for their whole life.

Another such example that I'd like to state, Imagine this is your first day in the high school, you're walking into the class you're assigned for the very first time. You go ahead to your desired bench, and sit there all alone, alongside strangers. But then, you slowly start talking and befriending the person closest to you. Maybe the ones sitting right next to you or the ones in front or back of you. This is because you met them the first, you got to know them the first, thus they became an integral part of your life, just because you met them the 'FIRST'.

Just like this, I and most of the people who I showed the video to, grew an emotional bond with the sniper despite of his wrongdoings. And when he died, we all broke down and we cried (this line was just for poetic expression only).

You might be wondering, what the fuck should I do with this Information?

Simple, you could use this phenomenon to subconsciously control the people into becoming closer to you by just being there first for them. You could also take this one step further and keep showing up to that person even before your first meet, so that you implant this thought of closeness and familiarity into the persons mind subconsciously.

Hope this theory of mine works for your profit. Fin~

So a very very long time ago, there lived a guy named Ganess who was a very chill guy, extremely skilled in his profession and had a lot of patience.

He had a friend, who did not officially had a name. People called him Nandip, Mandip, Sandip, Rajdeep, Deep, Chudip. Sometimes he was also called Raj, Afzal Miya, etc for variety. But for simplicity, we are gonna call him King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe.

So once, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe was doing a difficult task in his work place. But there was his senior, lets call him Jeff, who was pointing out harmless and even meaningless mistakes in his work.

King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe got really frustrated and upset with what was happening and wanted to smack Jeff's ass so bad (Not literally, cuz' well he respects elders). So, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe paused his work for a while and went away from the place to lower his anger. In search of peace, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe stumbled upon Ganess Vai, who happened to be sitting in a place near him. In search of peace, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe explained to Ganess about what just happened, and asked for answers.

When Ganess Vai Spoke, it was exactly the answer, which King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe seeked. Infact, the answer was so deep, it can be applied to any part of your life and it'll smoothen your rough and shitty life. It was such a beautiful answer, that it almost opened the third eye of King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe. It was a red pill moment for King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe. The answer was a gateway to a very peaceful life for King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe.

Ganess vai said and I quote, "Mood off karne vale bohot milenge bhai, itna dhyaan mat dia kar". That was something King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe never expected. King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe listened to the saying, understood it and affixed it in his heart forever.

The saying affected King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe's life in an extremely positive manner. Nothing more positiver could've happened than this. King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe quickly became as chill as snow in Canada, and his life started to get back on track due to his latest understanding and implementation of the same saying.

As far as the difficult work was concerned, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe returned to his place and resumed his work, again getting disturbed by Jeff and his shit. But this time, instead of explaining him or listen to his taunts, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe just focused on himself and his work. At the end of the day, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe finished the work, leaving everyone and especially Jeff speechless.

Thereafter, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe started spreading the word to his friends, family, acquaintances and even strangers! Whenever he see's tough situation like these, he quoted the saying, remembering Ganess Vai at the time. And the person who he quoted the saying to, experienced the same eye opening moment as him. This stuff was so infectious, it spread like wild fire, curing more and more people off their distress.

Finally, King Maximus the Great Force that drives the Entirety of the Universe decided to do stuff he kept on pending since ages, and started to excel at those, because of the words that came out of Ganess Vai's mouth that day. I really hope you all will take the leap and follow the Golden Words laid down to the Humankind by Ganess Vai...

"Mood off karne vale bohot milenge bhai, itna dhyaan mat dia kar" Fin~